America’s Most Trusted Juwita

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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
The sweet you can’t eat without Juwita.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Smart. Beautiful. Juwita.

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is…
Because so much is riding on your Juwita (wth is this?)

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Whenever there’s a snack gap, Juwita.

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
A different kind of company. A different kind of Juwita. (woah!!!)

6. To someone you dislike?
All you add is Juwita.

7. You’re in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Four out of five dentists recommend Juwita

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say…
The Juwita says breakfast.

9. You’re failing a subject, you say.
Fresh from the Captain’s.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Good Juwita says has danish written all over it.

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her…
I liked the Juwita so much I bought the company.

12. Someone told you you’re an asshole, you tell them…
Taste the Juwita.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Which twin has the Juwita.

14. If you’re going to have a movie about your life, the title is…
Juwita is Tested, Mother approved.

15. Your last words before you die…
Oh Hungry?.

16. Your message to a special someone..
Juwita saves your soul.

17. Title of this post will be…
America’s Most Trusted Juwita

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